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Jhooti Kahin Ki



Santa: Tumhen Tina Yaad Hai Jo
Mujh Se Kehti Thi K Me
Tumhare Baghair Mar Jaungi.

Banta: Oh Kiya Wo Mar Gai.??

Santa: Nahi Yaar,
Wo Abhi Tak Zinda Hai.
Saali Jhooti Kahin Ki.. :-(

Hahhaha



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