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Tum Majnu ho



Majnu Darkhat k piche khra tha
Laila: Tum Majnu ho na?
Majnu: Haan
Majnu Phir deewar k piche khara tha
Laila: Tum Majnu ho na?
Majnu: Haaan
Majnu Phir Jharion k piche beth gya
Laila Aker boli: Tum Majnu ho na?
Majnu: Aho0 Laila Teri Mehrbani Menu P0ti kr lain dy, Jaan chad Meri. :-D



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