Buy PUBG Mobile UC in Pakistan
SMS Categories
Our Community
Facebook Group Facebook Page
Follow Us on Twitter Follow Us on Twitter

Bahar Ka Khana



Waiter: Sir Aapny Samosy,
Burger Aur Roll Ander Se
Kha Liye Magar Bahar Se Chor Diye Hen.

Customer: Ji Haan,
Mujhy Doctor Ny Bahar Ka Khana Mana Kiya Hai.. :-)

Hahhaha



Send To Mobile  

<<< Read Previous | Read Next >>>



Submit Your Comments:



Related SMS to "Bahar Ka Khana"

  1. Alag Type K Log  By: Sumaira Malik
    Apny Haseen Chehray Ko Hathon Me Chupa Lo ..Aye Dost.. Hum Alag Type K Log Hen,, "Chammat" Maar...

  2. Result  By: Sumaira Malik
    Papa: Beta Result Kesa Aya.?? Pappu: Ek Good News Hai Aur Ek Bed News. Pehly Konsi Sunaun?? Papa:...

  3. Love Marriage  By: Naila Soomro
    Teacher: Why Love Marriage Is Better Than Arrange Marriage.?? Girl: Bcoz Ek Jana Pehchana Ullu ...

  4. Imtehan  By: Naila Soomro
    Pichli Baar Jin Logon Ny Film "Gajni" Dekh Ker Sar Mundwa Liye Thy,, Un K Liye Film "PK" Kisi I...

  5. Fashion Of New Generation  By: Naghma Khan
    Fashion Of New Generation.. 3 Saal K Bachay Ny Apni Mamma Se Kaha: . . . . . . . . "Mamma Pamper T...

  6. Dawa & Daru  By: Haya Ali
    Teacher: Tell Me What's Different Between Dawa & Daru..?? Pappu: Dawa Is Like A Girlfriend, That ...

  7. Swimming Pool  By: Naila Soomro
    Swimming Pools In Summer Season,, 25% Chlorine And 75% Urine.. :-D ;-p Hhahaha...

  8. Mard Kabhi Nahi Badalty  By: Naila Soomro
    Kon Kehta Hai K Mard Badal Jaty Hen.?? Mard Kabhi Nahi Badalty.. Unhen Shadi Se Pehly Bhi Shadi Ka...

  9. Faraz v/s Ghalib  By: Naila Soomro
    Faraz v/s Ghalib.. Faraz: "Phool Ko To Khilna Hai Wo To Khily Ga,, Germi Bari Hai Ek Glass Sharb...

  10. Honey Singh Ka Gana  By: Haya Ali
    Dost: Yaar Tu Itni Jaldi Kese Uth Jata Hai.?? Pappu: Yaar Me Ny To "Honey Singh" Ka Vol-1 Apny Mob...

  11. Agar Me Moti Ho Gai  By: Haya Ali
    Wife: Agar Me Moti Ho Gai To Tab Bhi Kiya Tum Mujh Se Itna Hi Piyar Kero Gy.?? Husband: Hergiz ...

  12. Dusra Rasta  By: Sumaira Malik
    Larki: Maa Tum Ny Kaha Tha K Mard K Dil Me Jany Ka Rasta Aankhon Se Ho Ker Jata Hai..? Maa: Haan ...

  13. Safaai  By: Sumaira Malik
    Judge: Tum Apni Safaai Me Kiya Kehna Chahty Ho?? Chor: Janab Meri Safaai Ka Haal Bohat Hi Bura Hai....

  14. Love Letter  By: Husnain Nawaz
    Chuhon Ki Foj Talwaren Le Ker Bhaag Rahi Thi.. Shair Ny Pucha: Kahan Bhaag Rahy Ho?? Chuha: Hathi...

  15. Meri Bivi  By: Haya Ali
    Admi Molvi Se: Molana Sahab Meri Bivi Maikay Chali Gai Hai, Me Kiya Kerun?? Molvi Jaldi Se Boly: ...