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Baap Ka Doodh



2 Pathano Ki Laraai Hui..

1st Pathan:
Agar Tu Ny Apny Baap Ka
Doodh Piya hai To Mujhy
Maar Ker Dikha..

2nd Pathan: Oye Khochaa,
Baap ka Doodh Nahi Hota Hai..

1st Pathan: Hota Hai..
Hum Ny Kal Dukan Per Ja Ker
Milk Pak Ka Dabba Uthaya To
Dukandaar Ny Kaha,
"Wapas Rakh, Tere Baap Ka Doodh Hai.??" ;-p :-D

Hahhahaha



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