Kill Mosquito
Machar Marne Ka Bohat Aasan Tariqa:
Cheeni aur Lal Mirch ka mixture machar ko khila den,
Mixture khate hi wo pani ki talash me niklega.
Jese hi wo Water Tank k paas jaye use Dhakka de den.
Wo Bheeg jayega aur khud ko Dry karne k liye Aag k Paas jayega.
Usi Waqt Aap Aag me Bomb Phenk den,
Wo buri tarha Zakhmi ho k Hospital me Admit ho jayega,
Wahan Aap Aaram Se Uska Oxygen Mask utar den.
Machar Tadap Tadap Ker Marjayega.. :-D
Hahhaha
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