Some Silly Quotes
Some Silly Quotes..
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1– Having 1 Child makes U a Parent,
But having 2 makes U a Referee!
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2– Marriage is a Relationship
in which 1 Person is always
Right n d other is always a Husband!
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3– U can’t Buy Love,
But U Pay Heavily 4 it!
.
4– Wife n Husband always Compromise;
Husband admits He is Wrong n Wife 2 Agrees wid Him!
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5– Our Language is Called d Mother Tongue,
Because d Father never gets a Chance 2 Speak.. :-)
Hahhaha
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