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Bewde Zameen Par



Me kabhi Batata Nahi Per,
'Bar' me Daily jata hu Me Maa..
.
Yun to Me Dikhata Nahi,
'Daru' Pi k Roz Aata hun Me Maa..
.
Tujhe sab kuch Pata hai na Maa,
Meri Maa..
.
'Peene' par yun na Maro Mujhe,
Ghar Lot k bhi Aa na Paun Maa..
.
'Scotch' Me itna Peeta nahi,
'Beer' me hi Seham jata hun Me Maa..
.
Chehre pe Aane Deta Nahi,
Lekin Kahin bhi Ludak Jata hun Me Maa..
.
Tujhe Sab hai Pata Hai Na Maa..
Meri Maa..
.
From:
"Bewde Zameen Par" ;-p :-D

Hahhaha



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