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Kal Teri Shadi Hui Thi



Sardar: O Yaar Kal Teri Shadi Hui Thi
Kesi Hai Teri Bivi ?

Pathan: Hum Ne Usko Talaq De Diya.

Sardar: Wo Q ??

Pathan: Suhagraat Ko Hum Ny
Usko Ghunghat Uthane Ko Kaha
To Us Ny Jawab Diya,
"Aap Khud Hi Uthao"
,
Bas Hum Samajh Gaya K Wo
Badi "Kaamchor" Hai, Is Liye
Usko Talaq De Diya.. :-D

Hahahaha



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