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Pathan Always Rocks



Sardar to Pathan:
"Pankhay ka kya kaam hai?"
Pathan: Hawa dena.
.
Sardar: Nahi Pankhay ka kaam chalna hai.
Hawa insan b deta hai.
Acha yeh btao A.C ka kya kaam hai?
Pathan: Chalna.
.
Sardar: Nahi A.c ka kaam hai Thanda krna.
Chalta to Pankha b hai.
Acha Khan ye batao Fridge ka kya kaam hai?
.
Pathan: Thanda krna.
Sardar: Nahi Fridge ka kaam
hai Barf jamana, Thanda to A.c b krta hai.
.
Pathan Shadeed Ghusse se:
Acha Yara Ab Tum Batao Bhains ka kya kaam hai?
.
Sardar: Doodh dena.
Pathan:  Ghalat. Bhains ka kaam hai Ghaas khana,
Doodh to Tera Biwi b deta hai. :-)

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