Store policy
Boy:- Mujhe Dog Food lena hai.
SALES GIRL: Kya apke pas Kutta hai?
Boy: Haan Ghar pe hai.
SALES GIRL: Sorry,
Store policy hai k zarort
dekh kar item sale karo.
NEXT DAY
Boy: Mujhe Cat Food lena hai.
SALES GIRL: Sorry Sir Pehle Billi la ke dekhao.
3 Din baad Boy Ek Bag le k
Store aya aur bola:
Bag me hath daal ke sabot dekh lo.
SALES GIRL hath dal ke boli:
Koi Garam, Geeli aur Mulaym
chez hai. Kiya hai ?
Boy: Ye Meri "TATTi" hai,
Aur Mujhe Aaj “TOILET PAPER” lena hai.. :-)
Hahahha
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