Over Smart
Ek New Vacuum Salesman Ny Derwazy Per Dastak Di.
Ek Lady Ny Derwaza Khola.
Salesman Jaldi Se Ander Gaya Aur Apny Bag Se
Kachra Aur Gober Carpet Per Phela Diya Aur Kaha:
"Madam Agar Me Ny Apny
Powerful Vacuum Cleaner Se
Ye Sab 3 Minute Me Saaf Na
Ker K Dikhaya To Me Isay Kha Jaun Ga.."
Lady: Kiya Aap Is K Sath Ketchup Lena Pasand Karen Gy??
Salesman: Wo Q Madam??
Lady: QK Yahan
Electricity Problem Ki
Waja Se Kal Se Light Nahi Hai.. ;-)
Moral:
Ziyada Over Smart Banny Se Bhi
Banday Ki Beztii Kharab Ho Jati Hai.. :-D
Hahhaha
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