Swimming Not Allowed
Officer Santa:
Madam Is Jheel Me Swimming Kerna Mana Hai.
Lady: Magar Tum Ny Mujhy
Ye Baat Us Waqt Q Nahi Batai
Jab Me Kapray Utaar Rahi Thi??
Santa: QK Madam Yahan Sirf Swimming Kerna Mana Hai.. ;-p :-D
Hahahaha
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