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Saddi Pentan



Ek Aeroplane Me Pilot Mike Per Elan Kerta Hai:
"Jahaz Is Waqt 25000 Fit Ki
Bulandi Per Perwaaz Ker Raha Hai,
Umeed Hai K Aap Is Safar Ko Enjoy Ker..."

Achanak Pilot Zor Zor Se Cheekhny Lagta Hai:
"Aah Jal Gaya, Ye Kese Ho Gaya"

Kuch Dair Ki Khamoshi K Baad Pilot Dubara Bolta Hai:
"Maaf Kijiye Ga, Garam Garam Coffee Meri Pent Per Gir Gai Thi,
Aap Meri Pent Dekh Sakty Hen"

Ek Musafir Cheekh Ker Bolta Hai:
"Oye Khotay da Puttar,
Ethay Aa Ke Pehly Hum Sab di Pentan Vekh.." :-D

Hahahha



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