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Salman Khan Tour Se Ghar Wapis Ata Hai
Aur Dekhta Hai Ki Uske Darwaze Par Likha Tha;
“Salman Is An Idiot”
.
Ek Laboratory Wala Salman Ka Dost Tha,
Salman Uske Pass Gaya Aur Kaha:
“Mujhe Lagta Hai Ye Peshab Se Likha Hai,
Tum Isko Test Karo Aur Pata Lagao Ki Kaun Tha”
.
Shaam Ko Uska Dost Reports Leke Salman Ke Pass Aya Aur Kaha:
“Ek Buri Khabar Hai,
Ye Peshab Ranbir Kapoor Ka Hai.”
.
Salman: “Is me Bura Kya Hai?”
.
Dost: "Per Handwriting Aishwarya Ki Hai." :-(
Hahahhaa
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