Anda Aur Danda
Teacher: Anday Aur Danday Me Kiya Farq Hai??
Pappu: Koi Farq Nahi Hai,
Dono Garam Kerny Wali Cheezen Hen,
Anda Jism Ko Andar Se Garam Kerta Hai,
Aur Jab Danda Parta Hai To
Bahar Ka Jism Bhi Garam Ho Jata Hai.. ;-)
Hahahha
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