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Deryaft Aur Ejaad



Teacher: "Deryaft Aur Ejaad" Me Kiya Farq Hai.??

Pathan:
Hamara Maa Ko Hamara Baap Ny Deryaft Kiya
Aur
Hum Ko Hamara Maa Ny
"Ejaad" Kiya.. ;-)

Hahahha



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