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Police Wala or Fauji Ek



Police Wala or Fauji Ek Sath Train me safar kr rahe thy..
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Police: Aap Chutti pe ja rahe hen?
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Fauji: Haan Wife ki Delivery hai.
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Police: Kitne Din Baad Ghar ja rahe ho?
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Fauji: 2 Saal baad.
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Police: Phir to Hone Wala Bacha Harami hoga?
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Fauji: Mujhe Konsa Ghar rakhna hai,
Police me Bharti kr dunga.. ;-)

Hahhaha



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