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A man walks into a Bar



A man walks into a Bar and orders a shot of Whiskey
then looks into his pocket.
He does this over and over again.

Finally, the bartender asks:
"Why you order a shot of whiskey and
afterwards look into his pocket.

The man responded:
"I have a picture of my wife in there
and when she starts to look good
then i'll go home".. ;-)



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