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Santa Ne Bus Me



Santa Ne Bus Me Ek Ladki Ko Chhed Diya.

Ladki: Tumhare Ghar Me Maa Behen Nahi He Kya??

Santa: Kya Pata Me To Subah Se Ghar Se Bahar Hun.. :-D

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