Ek Baar 1 Train
Ek Baar 1 Train Achanak
Patri se Utar gai,
Kheton me Idhar Udhar
jaane lagi aur
Phir Wapas Patri par aa gayi..
.
Railway walon ne Inquiry Bithai,
Driver Sardar se Puchha:
Kiya Hua Tha ?
.
Sardar:
Ek Aadmi Patri par Khada tha aur
Hat hi nahi raha tha.
.
Officer: Pagal ho kya?
1 Admi k liye Tum ne sare
Passengers ki Zindagi
Khatry me Daal di? Us 1 Admi
ko Kuchal dena tha..!
.
Sardar: O Ji, Me Wohi to karne
ja raha tha ki Achanak Wo
Patri se Utar kar Kheton me
Idhar Udhar Bhagne laga.. ;-)
Hahhahaha
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