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2 Hijade Ek Shaadi ki



2 Hijade Ek Shaadi ki Badhai dene gaye..

1st: Haye haye main to 1100 lungi.

Dusri Boli: Me to 2100 lungi.
.
Peeche se Santa bola:
Abey 2310 le lo usme FM bhi hai.. ;-p

Hahhaha



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