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ANY PRECAUTIONS



Mandir k Pujari ko Loose Motion ho gaye..

Medicine lete samay Pujari ne
Doctor se poocha:
"ANY PRECAUTIONS?"

Doctor said:
"SHANKH Zor se Mat Bajaana".. ;-)

Hahahaha



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