At Police Station
At Police Station:
Lady: Sir Me lut gai barbaad ho gai.
Inspector: Q kya hua Madam ?
Lady: Mere sare Gehne chori ho gaye.
Inspector: kese? kahan rakhe the Gehne?
Lady: Me Pehen ker soi thi.
Inspector: Phir Chori kese huye?
Lady: Wo Aadmi Mere sare Gehne Utharke le gaya.
Inspector: Kyaa? Phir Aapne Usko Pakda Q nahi?
Lady: "Mujhe kya pata tha K Wo
Gehne Churane ke liye Utaar raha hai"...;-)
Hahahha
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