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Agar Lassi Ho Jaye To



MUSAFIR:" Beta Aap Mujhe Thoda Sa Pani Pila Denge..
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BACHA:" Agar Lassi Ho Jaye To??
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MUSAFIR:" Tab To Bahut Hi Acha Hoga..
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Bacha lassi le aaya.
Musafir Ne 2 Lote Lassi Peeney K Baad
Bache Se Pucha:
" Kya Tumhare Ghar Me Koi Lassi Nhi Pita?"
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BACHA:" Pite To Sab Hen..
Lekin Aaj Lassi Me CHUHA Gir Gaya Tha,
aur Usi me Mar gaya tha..
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Musafir Ne gusse me Lota Zamin Par De Mara..
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Bacha Rote Huye Bola:
" Mummy Inhone Lota Tod Diya,,
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Ab Hum Potty karne kya lekar jayenge ?...;-p

Hahaha



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