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Answering Machine



Sardarji ne Answering Machine Ghar per Lagwai.

Do Din k Baad Hi Disconnect Kerwa di.

it because he was getting complaints like,
.
"Saala phone Utha k bolta hai Ghar pe nahi hai"..;-p

Hahaha



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