PERIODIC TABLE
A New Element added to PERIODIC TABLE :
Name: Girl
Symbol: Gl
Atomic weight:
Don’t even dare to ask.
Physical properties:
1. Boils at any time,
2. Melts when handled with love and care,
3. very bitter when mishandled.
Chemical properties:
1. Very reactive,
2. Highly unstable,
3. Possesses high affinity to gold, platinum,
diamond, branded clothes and other
expensive items.
Nature:
1. Money reducing agent.
2. Volatile when left alone.
Occurrence:
1. Mostly found in front of the
mirrors...:-D ;-)
Hahahaha
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