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How to Screw People



A Guy asked a girl in a library,
Do you mind if I sit beside you?
.
The girl answered with a loud voice,
I DO NOT WANT TO SPEND THE NIGHT
WITH YOUUU!!!!!
.
All of the students in the library
started staring at the guy.
He was very embarrassed.
.
After a couple of minutes,
the girl walked quietly to the
guy's table and told him,
I study psychology and I know
what a man is thinking.
Let me guess,
you were embarrassed, huh!
.
.
The guy responded with a loud voice,
"200 DOLLARS FOR ONE NIGHT!
THAT'S TOO MUCH!"
.
And all the people in the library
looked at the girl in shock.
.
The guy leaned over and whispered,
I study
Mechanical engineering,
and I know How to Screw People..;-p

Hahhaha



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