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SIX GOLDEN RULES FOR F***ING !!
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1) F***ing once a week is good for
your health, but it is harmful if
done everyday.
2) F***ing relaxes your
mind&body.
3) F***ing refreshes you.
4) After F***ing don't eat too much
go for more liquids.
5)Try F***ing in bed cause it can
save your valuable energy.
6) F***ing can reduce your
cholesterol level.
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So remember "FASTING" is good for
your health...;-p

HaHaha
Teri Soch Ko Salam



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