Buy PUBG Mobile UC in Pakistan
SMS Categories
Our Community
Facebook Group Facebook Page
Follow Us on Twitter Follow Us on Twitter

Hum Nahi Chory Ga



Pathan Hotel Me Apny Dost Se:
"Wo jo Maiz Per Admi Betha Hai
Is Se Hamara Dushmani Hai"

Dost: Wahan To 4 Admi Bethy Hen.

Pathan: Wo Jis Ki Moonchen Hen.

Dost: In Sab Ki Moonchen Hen

Pathan: Wo Jis K Kapray Sufaid Hen.

Dost: In Sab K Kapray Sufaid Hen

Pathan Ny Ghusse se Pistol Nikala Aur
3 Admiyon Ko Maar ker Bola:

"Wo Jo Reh Gaya Hai,
Usay Hum Nahi Chory Ga"...;-)

Hahahaha



Send To Mobile  

<<< Read Previous | Read Next >>>



Submit Your Comments:



Related SMS to "Hum Nahi Chory Ga"

  1. Pathan Ko Khuwab Me  By: Naila Soomro
    Pathan Ko Khuwab Me Kisi Ny Qatal Ker Diya. Subha Pathan Ny Apna HBL Ka Account Band Ker Diya. Q.....

  2. Suffering From Fever  By: Naila Soomro
    Khan Sahab Ki Flight me Tabiyat Kharab Ho Gai.. AirHostess asked: R U Suffering From Fever?? Khan ...

  3. Bakray Ki Raan Kidhar Hai  By: Naila Soomro
    Pathan: Bakray Ki Raan Kidhar Hai?? Qasai: Bakra Langra Tha. Pathan: Aur Dil?? Qasai: Wo Bakri Le...

  4. Pathan went to Battery Shop  By: Haya Ali
    Pathan went to Battery Shop n asked to Change Battery. The Shopkeeper asked: Exide laga dun? Path...

  5. Pathan Train Ka Intezar  By: Husnain Nawaz
    Pathan Train Ka Intezar Kar Raha Tha.. Train Aayi, Uspar Likha Tha MumbaiMail, Wo Bhag Kar Chadh G...

  6. Pathan In Hotel  By: Naghma Khan
    Pathan: Garam kya hai ? Waiter: Chowmein. Pathan: Aur Garam ? Waiter: Soup. Pathan: Aur Garam ? Wa...

  7. Pathan Zebra Crossing  By: Haya Ali
    Pathan Zebra Crossing Ke Black & White Lines Par Baar Baar Idhar-Udhar Chal Raha Tha, Aur Soch Raha ...

  8. Pathan Ny Naya Mobile Khareeda  By: Naila Soomro
    Pathan Ny Naya Mobile Khareeda. Us Ny Apny Mobile Se Sab Ko Ye Msg Kiya, “My Mobile No. Has chan...

  9. Kuch Dino Se Ek Laki  By: Naila Soomro
    Pathan: O Yara Kuch Dino Se Ek Laki Bohat Tang Ker Rahi Hai. Pata Nahi Us Ko Mera No. Kahan Se Mil G...

  10. Aadmi Bina koshish  By: Maha Abro
    Teacher: Aadmi Bina koshish kuch nahin ban sakata. Pathan: Kyon nahi ban sakta? Abhi Kal ki Baat h...

  11. Badi Screen Wala Phone  By: Haya Ali
    Ek Din Pathan Nokia ka Badi Screen Wala Phone lekar aaya.. 2nd Pathan: Yara Tum itna Bada Phone Q l...

  12. Murgi Anday Per  By: Naghma Khan
    Teacher: Murgi Anday Per Q Bethti Hai?? Pathan: QK Us K Pass Bethny K Liye Kursi Nahi Hoti...;-p ...

  13. Pathan Dua Maang Raha Tha  By: Naghma Khan
    Ek Pathan Dua Maang Raha Tha: "Ya Allah Mujhy Pachaas Lakh Rupay De de" Ek Admi Pathan K Qareeb Ja ...

  14. India Pakistan Ka Baap Hai  By: Naghma Khan
    Ek Indian Pathan Se: India Pakistan Ka Baap Hai. Pathan: Wo Kese?? Indian: Pakistan India Me Se Ba...

  15. Ek Pathan Apni Jaib Me Pathar  By: Naghma Khan
    Ek Pathan Apni Jaib Me Pathar Daal Ker Ja Raha Tha. Kisi Ny Pucha: Aisa Q Ker Rahy Ho?? Pathan: I...