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Woh ladki kitni Sundar hai



Santa: Woh ladki kitni Sundar hai.

Banta: Mujhe uska Naam pata hai.

Santa: Kya naam hai uska?

Banta: Woh Bank me Kaam karti hai,
Uske Counter k upar uska Naam likha tha
"CHAALU KHAATA"...;-)



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