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A Sardar Prayers Daily for 2 hours,
"Hey Vaheguru Meri Lottery lagady."

After 11 Years VaheGuru angrily appeared
& said:
"Khoti de putar 1 vari Ticket te le ley"...;-p

Hahahha



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