A Man goes into a Pet Shop
A Man goes into a Pet Shop to buy a Parrot.
The shop owner points to three identical looking parrots
on a perch and says:
The parrot on the left costs 500 dollars.
Man: "Why does the parrot cost so much?"
Shop owner: "Well, the parrot knows how to use a computer".
The man then asks about the next parrot
to be told that this one costs 1,000 dollars
because it can do everything the other parrot can do
plus it knows how to use the UNIX operating system.
Naturally, the increasingly startled Man
asks about the third parrot
to be told that it costs 2,000 dollars.
Needless to say this begs the question:
"What can it do?"
Shop Owner:
"To be Honest I have never seen it do a thing,
but the Other Two call Him BOSS"..;-)
Hahahaha
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