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Aapka Weight kitna hai



Doctor:
Aapka Weight kitna hai?

Patient:
Chashme ke sath 75 kgs.

Doctor:
Aur bina Chashme ke?

Patient:
Bina Chashme k to Mujhe Dikhta hi Nahi..;-)



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