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Mountain Dew Pee



(( Studying ))

Pathan:
Dar Lag Raha Hai,
Kuch Nahi Aa Raha.

Sardar:
Ye Le, Mountain Dew Pee.

Pathan Drinks 2 Bottles..

Sardar:
Ab Kuch Aya??

Pathan:
Haan SUSU...;-p

Hehehe



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