Good News
A Man received d phone
from Emergency Room of Hospital
Doctor: Your wife was in a fatal car
accident & I've bad n good news.
The bad news is,
She has lost both arms n legs n
will b on a respirator d rest of her life.
Man: Oh my God, whats the good
news?
Doctor: I'm kidding,
She is Dead...;-p
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