Aap ka Kiya Jata hai
Teacher: Beta Maan Lo Me ny Tumhen 10 Laddu Diye.
Student: Q Maan Lun? Aap ny to Mujhy Diye Hi nahi.
Teacher: Aray Maan lo na, Man'ny me Tumhara Kiya Jata Hai??
Student: Theek Hai.
Teacher: Haan To Us me se 5 Tum ny Mujhy Wapas ker Diye to
Batao Tumharay Paas Kitny Laddu Baqi Bachay??
Student: 20
Teacher Pareshani se: Wo Kese??
Student: Maan Lijiye, Man'ny Me Aap Ka Kiya Jata Hai...;-p
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