I Am Selected
Pathan Went For Interview..
Officer: Tell me Opposit of the day.
Pathan: Night
Officer: Cool
Pathan: Hot
Officer: Ugly
Pathan: pichli
Officer: I said UGLY
Pathan: I said PICHLI
Officer: Oh My God
Pathan: Oh My devil
Officer: Get out
Pathan: Come in
Officer: U r rejected
Pathan: I am Selected Yaahoo
Officer: Keep quite.
Pathan: speak tight.
Officer: Go to Hell.
Pathan: Come to Jannat.
Officer: Nikal jao Jahil kahe k
Pathan: Andar ao Laik Yahe k.
Officer: Police ko bulao
Pathan: Fouj ko bhagao.
Officer: Uffff
Pathan: Tuffff.
Officer office se bhagte hue: Bhago
Pathan: Pakro...;-p
Hahaha
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