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Ammi Meri Shadi Kero



Beti: Ammi Agar Aap ny Meri Shadi na ki to Me Ghar se Bhaag Jaun gi.

Maa Rotay Huwe:
Beti Me ny Bhaag ker Tere Abba se Shadi Ki,

Teri Khala Aur Behan ny bhi Bhaag k Shadi Ki,

Tera Bhai nokrani k Sath Aur Tera Chacha Dhoban k sath bhaag gaya,

Teri Phupo Sabzi Walay k Sath Aur Cousin Doodh Waly k SathBhaag Gai,

Tera Baap 2 Baar Parosan k Sath Bhaag chuka hai,

Ab Tu Bhi Bhaag Jaye Gi To Hamari kiya Izzat reh Jaye Gi?

Kuch To Khayal Ker Khandan ki Izzat Ka...;-p



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