Machliyan Pakar
Super Store ny Naya Salesman Rakha.
Boss new Salesman se Milny Gaya to
Wo Ek Customer ko Fishing rod Bech raha Tha.
Boss Door Khara Dealing Dekhny Laga.
Us ny Fishing Rod Bech di.
Customer: Kitny Rupay?
S.Man: 1200
Phir Us ny Customer k Shoes Dekhy.
"Itny Mehngy Shoes Pehan k Aap Fishing Karen Gy?
Sports Shoes len"
Wo bhi Bech diye.
Phir Kaha: Dhoop me Bethna Paray Ga.
Cap bech di.
Machli Pakarny k Liye kafi Wait Kerna pary ga,
Biscuits, Chips Bech Diye.
Total= 5000/-
Boss khushi se Bola: Wo Fishing Rod Leny Aya,
Aur Tum ny Itna Kuch bech Diya.
S.Man: Sir Wo Admi to
"Always" Leny Aya Tha,
Me ny Kaha 7 Din
Tu Ghar per Kiya Kare Ga?
Ja Machliyan Pakar...;-p:)
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