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Altaf Bhai 9.0 Wale



*(( MQM ))*

Allah Ka Karam Hai

Altaf Bhai Ka Bharam hai

Bhai Bajaty hen C.T

Hum Nikalty hen T.T

Bhai ka Ghoomta hai Meter

Yahan Chalta Hai REPEATER

Dost Banaya to Sir pe Bithaen gy

Bhai se Panga liya to Qabar me Lita Aaen gy

Bhai se DOODH Mango gy to KHEER den gy

KARACHI Mango gy to CHEER den gy

1 Hi Karachi k hen RAKHWALE

Jin ka Naam Hai,
ALTAF BHAI 9.0 Wale..!!

G.A Muhajir



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