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Ek Liter Aata de do



Bacha : Ek Liter Aata de do.

Shopkeeper : Beta, Aata kilo k Hisab me milta hai.

Bacha : Bottle me ek kilo Aata de do.

Shopkeeper : Beta, Aata bottle me nahi ata, Tum shopkeeper bano me tumhen batata hun k Aata kese lety hen??

Shopkeeper : Ek Kilo Aata de do.

Bacha : Bottle laaye ho?...;-p



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