Hathi
Teacher : Konsa Parinda sab se Tez Urta hai??
Student : Hathi.
Teacher : Nalaik, Tera Baap kiya kerta hai? Kal Usay School me le ker ana.
Student : Sir Wo Taliban Commander hai.
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Teacher Derty huwe : Shabash Beta, Hathi hi sab se Tez Urta hai,
Kal Hamari Deewar per bhi 3 bethy huwe thy..:-)
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