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John Feared that His Wife Anna was not Hearing Well.

He Called a Doctor Who Told Him a Simple Test.

"Talk from 40 ft away in the in casual tone.
If She does not hear u, go to 30 ft then 20 ft & so on until u get a responce".

In Evening, Wife was in Kitchen, He was in Lounge.

In Normal Tone he asks: "Honey, what 4 Dinner"?

No Responce.

He moves closer about 30 ft but still no response.

Next he moves 20 ft, again no response.

So he Walk up right behind Her: "Anna, what's 4 dinner"?

?

She Said :

"For God Sake John, For the 5th Time i am Telling:

CHICKEN"....;-p :-D



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