Ticket
A Ticket Collector in a Train Fines Rs.400 fo no Ticket.
He Charged 1st Girl Rs.300 bcoz she had no ticket and She Wearing Sleavless.
Rs.200 to 2nd Girl bcoz she had no ticket and she was Wearing sleavless & Backless.
Rs.100 to 3rd girl bcoz she had no ticket and she was Wearing sleavless, backless & Mini Skirt.
He Charged Rs.0 to the 4rth one,
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Why?
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God Bless Your Mentality.
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Bcoz She had the Ticket...;-p :-D
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