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Sardar ny USA se Apni Maa ko Phone kiya



Sardar ny USA se Apni Maa ko Phone kiya..


Sardar : Maa, Menu AIDS ho gai ay..


Maa : Puttar Tu Wapas na aai, nai to

kam kharab ho jai,

Jey Tu Ithy aao gy te,


1- Teri Gharwali nu Aids ho jai,

2- Teri Gharwali te Tere nu,

3- Tere Veer te Nokrani nu,

4- Nokrani te Tere Bapu nu,

5- Tere Bapu te Teri Massi nu,

6- Teri Massi te Tere Khalu nu,

7- Tere Khalu te Menu,


8- Te jey Menu ho gai te Sary Pind nu ho jaye..


Puttar hun Pind nu Tu hi Bachana ay...:-0 :-D



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