Naswaar
Ek Pathan Saudi Arab gaya,
Wahan Naswaar khaty huwe Police ny pakar liya,
Police Wala Arbi me Bola :
"Haza qul in Naswaar min aashi in Agzud"
Pathan roty huwe Police walay k Galay lag gaya
Aur kaha :
"Qasam se Mujhy Aaj pata chal k
Naswaar khany ki bhi Dua hoti hai..."
Hahahahaha....;-p
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