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Haji Sahab



Ek Aurat Lahore ki Heera Mandi se

bolny wala Tota le ai.


Ghar aty hi Tota bola : Oye hoye! Nava Adda navi Madam.


Itny me uski Jawan Beti ai.

Tota Bola : Lo ji, Navi Kuri v aai aye.


Shaam ko Aurat ka shoher Haji Sahab aya.

Tota bola :

Nava Adda

Navi Madam

Navi Kuri

Te Customer ohi Purana

Ki Haal A Haji Sahab?

Ithy V Pohanch gaye O??...:-p



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