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Ek Sardar ghar me Movie dekhty huwe zor zor se

chillaya,,,


Oye Khotiya signature na karein,

Oye Pagal diya puttra pans jaen ga, signature na karein,

O Kanjra hajy v soch le,

Nass Ja,,


Us ki Bivi Boli : Kehri movie vekh raey o sardar ji??


Sardar : Apni Shadi di....:-p



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