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Antenna



Sardar Pandit se : Ye tere sir pe Choti Q hai??


Pandit : Ye mera ANTENNA hai, is se mujhy IDEAS aaty hen.


Sardar : Kamal hai! Mere sir pe Dish Antenna hai,

Phir b kuch nahi aata...:-P



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