Introduction
Teacher ; What is ur name?
Student : Long Life.
Teacher : What?
Student : Umer Daraz.
Teacher : What is ur father's name?
Student : God Give.
Teacher : What?
Student : Allah Ditta.
Teacher : What is ur mother's name?
Student : Respect Women.
Teacher : What?
Student : Izzat Bibi.
Teacher : Ghusse se, What is ur city name?
Student : Green Pur Thousand.
Teacher : What?
Student : Hari Pur Hazara.
Teacher : Five Fingers on ur Face.
Student : What?
Teacher : Lakh Di Lanat tere Introduction Te....:-o;-p
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